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Balls Out Bicycle Taillight
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Balls Out Bicycle Taillight by Perpetual Kid Exclusives

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Balls Out Bicycle Taillight and more Weird Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Not many will have the stones to ride with our Balls Out LED Bicycle Taillight dangling fro

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Not many will have the stones to ride with our Balls Out LED Bicycle Taillight dangling from the back of their cushy banana seats. Butt for those who do, this attention grabbing light will keep your whereabouts anything but private.

Promiscuously visible after dark, some may think you're totally nuts. But gonad on and teste your flashy new set of bangers out on the neighborhood and give them a real show!

A great gift for your ballsy night bike rider, or anyone else that's genuinely lacking a pair.

Silicone. Water Proof. Red LED heart beat light. Three settings allow you to flash strobe, stay lit, or switch off. Requires two 2030 button batteries, included. Measures approximately 6 inches long x 2.5 inches wide x 1 inch thick.

Item Number
QBIK-6001
Balls Out Bicycle Taillight
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