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Funny Bandages

Helllllooo nurse!  Looking for a way to turn that frown upside down?  Find cute and funny bandages at Perpetual Kid to help your boo boos heal quicker! Great gift ideas for parents, kids, and medical workers alike!  Nothing takes the edge off bumps and bruises with some silly bandages! 

Bigfoot Bandages

$5.49

Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot.   So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome extra large Bigfoot Bandages. To cover all your...

Dino-sore Dinosaur Bandages

$5.99

Kinda-sore or dino-sore? If these Tyrannosaurus Rex bandages had only existed millions of years ago, those meteor sized boo boos could have saved the dinosaurs!   Apply one of these Dino-Sore Bandages and your ouchie will be extinct in no...

Jesus Bandages

$5.49

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus Bandage...

Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.49

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off!...

Sloth Nurse Bandages

$5.49 $4.83

Get better at your own speed Our Sloth Nurse Bandages encourage you to heal faster by taking it easy! So, just relax and get better at your own speed. Why be in such a hurry that when you get hurt you just keep on going? That’s no way to heal! Our...

Stealthy Ninja Bandages

$5.99

Say Hi-Yah! then Bye-Yah! to bothersome boo-boos with our awesome Stealthy Ninja Bandages!  Each bandage looks like a cute little ninja assassin leaping into action.   Cuts and scrapes will be cleverly obscured from view due to the intense...

Strawberry Bandages

$5.99

In a jam? Straight from the strawberry fields and ready to patch up your boo boo.  Our berry sweet Strawberry Bandages are the cream of the crop! So you did something crazy, hurt yourself and now you're in a jam?  Plant one of these cuties on...

Avo-cato Avocado Cat Bandages

$5.99

Getting hurt is the pits! You're in luck! Our Avo-cato Avocado Cat Bandages will have you smiling in no time! Box contains 18 Avocado Cat shaped bandages Individual bandage measures 1.75 inches x 2 inches FDA Approved An awesome gift for lovers of...

Cone Of Shame Bandages

$5.99

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff...

Hot Dog Bandages

$5.99

Turn whiners into wieners in no time! We're going to be frank, our Hot Dog Bandages are real wieners! No one likes scrapes, cuts and bruises but everyone relishes at the idea of covering them up with these super cute Hot Dog Bandages. They're definitely...

Leech Bandages

$5.99

Dr. Leech will see you now! These Leech Bandages are awesome but there's probably a few people asking why put a leech on a bandage? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue?...

Rosie the Riveter Bandages

$5.49

We can do it! Our Rosie the Riveter Bandages let people know that you got hurt doing something important and persisted through the owie to achieve greatness! Rosie the Riveter was so tough and determined that she could work through just about anything...

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

$5.49

Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury! Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused...

Bacon Bandages

$5.49

Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...

Cowgirl Bandages

$5.49

Tough, Independent, and Adorable! Howdy cowpokes!  Let us introduce you to our Cowgirl Bandages! Although a cowgirl sure don't need no rescuing, in case she squats with her spurs on, it's a good idea to for her carry some of our Cowgirl Bandages in...

Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

$5.49

Cat Scratch Fever! Our Crazy Cat Lady Bandages are in paws-ible to ignore, just like the battle scars from loving your furry demon! Cat owners know that sometimes kitties "accidentally" give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. Crazy Cat Lady...

Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.49

Does Anyone Else Hear That Tapping Like Noise? Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with...

Enchanted Unicorn Bandages

$5.49

May the power of the unicorn heal you! With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3.75" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a...

Generic Bandages

$5.99

This is a product headline These Generic Bandages are straight, simple and to the point. There are 15 sterile strips in each tin and each has the word BANDAGE displayed. This works out perfectly because people stop asking, "What's that on your knee?"...

Mom Tattoo Bandages

$5.99

Call your mom, she worries! Our iconic Mom Tattoos are a classic ode to the lady that raised you. She bathed you, fed you, tucked you in at night and even rubbed her own spit on your face to get the dirt off. Over the years, many have shown their...

Bravery Bandages

$5.49

Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale...

Meh Bandages

$5.99

Meh, it's no biggie. Our Meh Bandages are for when they situation is just meh.  Not too bad that you need to cry... but you do anyway for some sy-MEh-pathy.   These Meh Bandages aren’t what you want for serious injuries. When the...

Narwhal Bandages

$5.99

Turn those whines into whoahs! Don't worry about that scrape, our Narwhal Bandages will cover it in super cute style right away! Turn those whines into whoahs! Who doesn't love narwhals? That's right, just let the unicorn of the seas magical power take...

Pickle Bandages

$5.49

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-boos! And if a Pickle Bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! 15 ...

Pizza Bandages

$5.99

Ya wanna pizza me, tough guy? Our totally cheesy Gama-Go Pizza Bandages are sure to get a rise out of your favorite pizza lover. They simply can't be topped! Except with pepperoni that is. Ya wanna pizza me, tough guy? Yeah.. we know how that's going to...

Sloth Bandages

$5.99

Born to be mild! Sloth Bandages are the cutest fix for your next bump or scrape. The happy and smiling little touch makes it easier to calm kids down when they get a small cut. Just pull off the back, apply and smile. Kids of all ages will enjoy wearing...

The Scream Bandages

$5.49

Shout... shout... Let it all out!  These are the bandages you can't do without. We're willing to bet you Tears for Fears that our terrifyingly awesome The Scream Bandages, are the perfect thing for dealing with scrapes and owies. After all, Edvard...

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