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Bath Gear

Jump on in and check out our splashy collection of unique bath gear! Scrub-a-dub-dub-dubbles, thanks for the bubbles!  Our fun bath and shower accessories will really give you something to sing about!  Ranging from the not-so-squeaky-clean gift ideas for the dirty bird on your list, to some good ole clean fun for the kids!  Gear up for some laughs!

My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

We sh*t you not! Our My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer is an actual product. It's a combination of our #1 and #2 top office gifts! The truth is, my job doesn't actually give me diarrhea. But it HAS taught me how to spell diarrhea, which is a...

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Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

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Peapod Pill Case

$2.99

In need of your daily dose of humor and well-being? Lettuce introduce to your our positively precious Peapod Pill Case! This cleverly designed single compartment pill case allows your pills to co-mingle before going to the party in your tummy. And since...

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Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

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Healing Stones

$9.99

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!)   At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the...

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I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce.   So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs.   Let's just say... crapping...

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Crystal Growing Kit

$4.99

Breaking bad on the DIY scene is our new Amazing Crystal Garden!   A great project for the budding chemist or to spark an interest in crystals in anyone!   This kit contains special rocks and instructions for you to create your very own...

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Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book

$9.99

Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...

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Bathroom Guest Book

$14.99

We want you to make the best of every moment in your life and that means making even a trip to the bathroom into a memorable event!  With our Bathroom Guest Book you'll have a timeless keepsake of the thoughts and memories of your guests going into...

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50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

People Don't Need To Smell It Bathroom Spray You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No...

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Bear Toothbrush Holder

$4.99

We Can Bear-ly Deal With How Cute This Is! We've all heard the scary stories of how far toilet flush spray travels in the bathroom! While we don't know if it's true, but it sounds plausible, so we're taking precautions and covering OUR toothbrushes with...

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The Potty Piano

$19.99

Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano! That's right, put that phone down! No need to surf the web or text to kill time while you're dropping the kids off at the pool. Now you can sort of live out your...

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Hedgehog Toothbrush Holder

$4.99

We've all heard the gross stories of how far toilet flush spray travels in the bathroom! We don't know if it's true, but we're not taking any chances! We're covering OUR toothbrushes with this adorable Hedgehog Toothbrush Holder. This cute hedgehog...

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Be a Mermaid + Make Waves Soap Dispenser

$12.99

Holy Mother of Pearl! Our Be a Mermaid and Make Waves Soap Dispenser shore is awesome! Now you can kelp keep your little mermaid's hands while making the process totally fintastic. Germs will soon meet their match once their natural born anemone is...

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Mini Water Tap Toothbrush Holder

$2.99

Our Mini Water Tap Toothbrush Holder is a fun and cleverly designed solution to keep your toothbrush from lying around on the bathroom counter! Designed to make your toothbrush look like tap water dripping from a classic water spout, it's the coolest...

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Oops, I Sharted Myself Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Never trust a fart.  Butt if... for some reason you find one that is particularly trust-worthy and it back fires on you... well shit.  Guess it's time you grabbed our I Sharted Myself Sanitizer. A perfect gift for the over-achieving farter...

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Minty Mani Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.99

Our pack of Minty Mani Sticky Fingers Gum Nail Files are an essential item to have on you at all times. You never know when you might be attacked by a dangerous hangnail, or need to quickly freshen your suddenly mangled manicure! Fashioned to appear...

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Geeky Eyes Contact Lens Case

$5.99

Four Your EyesChances are, even if you're rocking your contact lenses today... you'll always be a "geeky" four eyes at heart!    And proud of it!   Our lovable Geeky Eyes Contact Lens Case sports the classic black framed (now hipster chic)...

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Cloud Catcher Cotton Swab Holder

$11.99

It's in the cloud!Our Cloud Catcher Cotton Swab Holder is full of white fluffy cloud potential!   While you may not be able to catch a cloud and pin it down, we can offer you a more obtainable goal! Lovingly placing your new package of fluffy puffy...

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Sassy Kitty Matchbook Nail Files

$2.99

You'll be looking good and feline fine with our Sassy Kitty Matchbook Nail Files! Because, sometimes, the claws come out — and when they do, file them until they’re neatly shaped! Sassy Kitty are handy, matchbook-style sets of 8 paw-shaped...

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Peeking Bird on Branch Toothbrush Stand

$9.99

With our adorable Peeking Bird on Branch Toothbrush Stand there will be no reason to look around for your toothbrush anymore!This cute little Peeking Bird sits atop a white branch at the base and stands guard next to your toothbrush. This whimsical...

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Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.99

Don't leave the with house without packing some faux-cinnamony sweet heat with our pack of Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files!  They're are a must for your portable beauty arsenal.  Because you never know when you may come dangerously close to...

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Nervous Poo Bobblehead

$6.99

Our turd'ally lovable Nervous Poo Bobblehead will help you keep your sh*t together when the butterflies launch an attack inside your belly.  Have you ever felt nervous as shit? Ever felt the urge to have a nervous poo? Relax, this little...

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Jesus & Germs Soap Dispenser

$12.99

A friendly reminder, as you attempt to wash your sins away from last night...  our Jesus & Germs Soap Dispenser is a blessing in disguise! That's right.  Jesus is everywhere!  Which means he just saw you wipe your nose on the back of...

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Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight.  You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or...

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Magic Unicorn Rainbow Soap Dispenser

$12.99

For When You Need To Clean Glitter Off Your Hands! Unicorns are magical and our Magic Unicorn Rainbow Soap Dispenser will, in kind, magically clean up your glitter covered craft hands in a wondrous way only unicorn power can! Did we mention it...

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Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish

$12.99

A Nail Polish Set That Just Makes ScentsAttract attention from all angles with our days of the week Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish!  Features a cool color and a fun fragrance to suit your mood every day of the week! Madhouse Monday Toes Out...

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