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Copper Party Cup

$15.99

Are your raging kegger days starting to become a distant memory?  Looking to salute the countless red cups gone by, all the while classing up your drinking game?  Now you can gracefully graduate from Freshmen year shenanigans to earning a...

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Koi Toy Light-Up Goldfish

$13.99

Swimming With The Fishies This delightfully realistic floating koi lights up the second it touches water, glowing brilliantly in a rainbow of hues. Sure, our Koi Toy is fun for the hot tub or bathtub… but it's also great in punch bowls, beer...

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Resting Beach Face Vintage Motel Key Ring

$4.49

Our ultra cheeky Resting Beach Face Vintage Motel Key Ring is just the smattering of escapism you need in your day. You're allowed to have a B-side, so treat yourself and take it seaside.  At Resting Beach Face Resort and Spa, you can disconnect...

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Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler

$15.99

If you're fixing to find the perfect gift, our Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler is more than qualified for the job! Nothing beats a day of screwing up home improvement projects quite like a cold brewski. Our new zippered Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler...

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Manatea Tea Infuser

$9.99

Cute, Pudgy, and Environmentally Friendly Ahhh.  There's nothing like a sea cow to make tea time a little more comforting!  Everybody's favorite Floridian wants to brew you a nice cup of tea and share a slow, calm moment.  Our ManaTea Tea...

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I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$12.99

Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready? It's dinner...

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Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply...

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Frosty Ice Beer Mug Mold

$14.99

Our Frosty Ice Beer Mug Mold, is hands down, the coolest way to chillout! It's just what you need when all you want to do is relax with some friends and an ice cold beeri!  Simply fill the mold with water and freeze to create a giant ice cube that...

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Nachosaurus Nacho Dip and Snack Dish Set

$14.99

Our pterribly fun Nachosaurus Nacho Dip and Snack Dish Set is about fossilize it's way into your heart, and at solidify its place at your dinner table! Especially if you have a picky eater on your hands! After all, drastic times call for Jurassic...

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Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

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Gigantic Inflatable Soccer Ball

$119.99

​Need an assist tackling your goal of having a kick @ss party this summer?  Get off the sidelines and volley your social status into the spotlight with our Gigantic Inflatable Soccer Ball! This soccer ball is huge.  Like 6 feet tall huge...

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Flamingo Flexmark Bookmark

$6.99

Our pretty in pink Fred and Friends Flamingo Flexmark Bookmark is perfect for keeping your place when you go take a dip in the pool! Because sometimes you need to take a break from your book and stretch your legs... err.. leg. This stretchy silicone...

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Pick Your Nose Animal Nose Cups

$9.99

People are natural party animals, and here are the perfect cups to let them express their inner beast! Drinking from these strong, paper cups turns anyone's cute button nose into something WILD. Each pack of Pick Your Nose Party Animals includes 24...

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Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms

$9.99

Leaping lizards!  Our clingy Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms sure do make it easy to find your wine in a crowd! If you're ready for a change, these little fellas are the perfect rainbow-hued characters for your next party! While most...

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Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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Shark Jaws Ice Cube Mold

$12.99

Open up and say AGGHHHH! It's our Shark Jaws Ice Cube Mold! A must for any Shark Week party, simply place the large ice cube at the bottom of the glass and with every sip you will come face to face with an angry set of jaws! Your Bloody Mary will never...

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Tacosaurus Rex Taco Holder

$14.99

If you're pterotorial about your tacos our Tacosaurus Rex Taco Holder is just the lizard king for the job! "Keep your tacos safe? You bet Jurassican." Tacosaurus Rex Now the hunted becomes the hunter! Keep this fiercely loyal tyrannosaurus rex fed...

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Hilarious Adult Water Wings

$12.99

Own the party this summer with our Novelty Life Guard Adult Water Wings! Take your pool party to the next level with these poolside essential water wing novelty floaties! Just because you're growing up doesn't mean you have to outgrow this childhood...

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Cat Tiki Mug Set

$27.99

Time for a Tiki Purr-ty! Why bother leaving the comfort of your own home (and cats) when you can shake things up at home with our Cat Tiki Mugs!  They'll make a great addition to your next Tiki Purr-ty!  No kitten! Most Tiki mugs look like...

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Narwhal Lip Gloss

$4.99

Tusk, tusk, tusk... It's true! Narwhal Lip Gloss really does exist! This pudgy little Unicorn of the Sea has swam all the way from the Arctic to help you make sure that your kisses are legendary! He's not just over-whale-mingly cute, he serves a...

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Wet My Whistle Musical Straws

$9.99

With our Wet My Whistle Musical Straws, the *clink* of ice dropping into your glass wont be the only music to your ears!   Its like that cool whistle candy you used to get when you're a kid... but this time, instead of candy, its connected to your...

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Star Trek Kirk Drink Kooler

$7.99

Your belly.  The final frontier.   Boldly go where no other PBR has gone before with our officially licensed Captain Kirk Star Trek Drink Kooler!  Why you ask?  Because getting hammered is fun... but getting Shatnered is the...

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Star Trek Spock Drink Kooler

$7.99

Permission to speak freely, sir?     Our Spock Star Trek Drink Kooler intends to assist in the effort of keeping your beverage cold.   This squishy sculpted drink holder embodies the essence of Spock, while it Klingons to your drink...

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Giant Inflatable Beach Ball

$179.99

10 Foot Tall Beach Ball! So what would you do with a beach ball the measures 10 feet in diameter when inflated?   How about have the greatest beach or pool party ever!  One that people would be talking about for years one that would...

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Gigantic Inflatable Duckie Pool Float

$299.99

Sometimes adulting is not all it's quacked up to be... then comes along your favorite ole bathtub pal, all grown up and ready to party.  Suddenly it makes all of those endless days earning a paycheck totally worth it!  That's right, our...

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