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Explore the best selling gifts at Perpetual Kid! They are bestsellers for a reason!

19 Carat Faux Real Diamond Pen

$5.99

Sign in style! An engaging and eye-catching gift our whopping 19 Carat Faux Real Diamond Pen will make you say YES! to finally getting around to writing out thank you notes, or getting caught up on paying off those bills from your latest shopping...

Affectionate Octopus Ring

$4.99

Let's get kraken! We're not squidding, our Affectionate Octopus Ring was love at first squeeze. We promise, it totally does not suck!   Now tentacley, there are only 3 arms wrapped around your finger, but we know a sea monster when we sea one!...

Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.99

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

Bacon Bandages

$5.49

Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...

Bag of Reindeer Farts

$8.99

Santa's Favorite Christmas Snack! Ho-Ho-Hold the cookies! Santa's favorite Christmas treat is a Bag of Reindeer Farts! Straight from Santa's Workshop at the North Pole comes a delicacy so rare that few know it exists. As part of a magically unique diet...

Boom Box Beverage Cooler

$17.99

Boom Boom Box! An old skool blast(er) from the past, our Totally 80's BoomBox Beverage Cooler is a throwback to the day of mixtapes, breakdancing, and songs of summer! And we couldn't be more amped about it! A good boombox and mixtape used to be all it...

Bravery Bandages

$5.49

Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale...

Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$11.99

Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder!  Never be embarrassed by "baby fat" again!  Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) -...

Buster's Poop Spare Key Hiding Spot

$8.99

Shit... this is a good idea! Na-na na-na boo-boo... you're willingly sticking your hand in this doo doo! It's groundbreaking...   The latest in Home Security technology...   It's doogy dookie!   What better place to hide the spare key...

Campfire Night Light

$9.99

Happy Camper Glowing Fire Our totally campy Campfire Night Light is the perfect addition to any desktop or dorm room!  Bring the adventures of the wilderness indoors with the soothing glow of this woodsy inspired LED night light.  Easy to...

Cat Astronaut Mints

$3.99

Ground Control to Major Tomcat Take your Cat Astronaut Mints and put your helmet on. When Cat Astronaut has its head in that glass helmet, bad breath is the enemy.  Which is why he purrfurs to use Cat Astronaut Mints before and during all of...

Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

Cute As A Butt-on GumIf you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you...

Classic Marbles

$3.99

Lost all your marbles? It's time to knuckle down with our Classic Marble Game to start your collection up again! Just like the set you had when you were a kiddo, it's a mixed bag of fun! Marble-ously nostalgic game Premium glass marbles 1 shooter marble...

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief!  You may not be irregular around here, so...

Dancing with Jesus Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book

$10.99

Lord Almighty! Jesus sure has some righteous moves! Our Dancing with Jesus: Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book is truly a God send! Are your dance moves unrighteous?  Do you refrain from getting down, lest others judge you cruelly?  Fear not...

Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism

$5.99

Cool gift for a nerd! Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism.  It will lead you down the rabbit hole of fascination by using the science of optics to create...

Deal With It Cat Meme Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cat meme! Our Deal With It Write Side Up Floaty Pen will allow you to get a firm grasp on reality while enjoying a timeless internet meme! Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being mesmerized by the hypnotic motion of a floaty...

Donut Touch My Lunch Bag

$16.99

As sweet as it gets! There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table...

Embracing Mediocrity Mug

$9.99

Meh, I'm happy enough with it... Sometimes in life we strive for the best and other times we’re okay with just getting the job done. Celebrate those moments with our hilarious Embracing Mediocrity, Good Enough Mug. We all have opinions but...

Finger Hockey Game Kit

$9.99

Our Finger Hockey Game Kit is cool as H-E-double-hockey-sticks! Looking for the breakaway gift of the season? We cherry picked our Finger Hockey Game Kit for you, and it's coming in for the assist! Ice Hockey - the more violent cousin of golf...

Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign

$6.99

Sorry We're Dirty / Come In We're Clean Magnets... how do they work?  They're magic!  What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled FlipSide Reversible Dishwasher Sign attached to your dishwasher so you know if what's inside is...

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