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Backyard Hopscotch Water Sprinkler $24.99 Just a hop, skip and a jump to play! Your kids will never be bored this summer (not totally guaranteed) with our Backyard Hopscotch Water Sprinkler! Playing hopscotch on an inflatable sprinkler is just mind-blowing summer fun! Water comes up...
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Evidence Tote $6.99 WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...
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Fowl Language Mug $17.99 Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug features a collection of seemingly innocent birds, all with rather rude names. This is the perfect mug for any bird...
Fuck It All Pen Set $9.99 Great conversational pens! When the moment serves, you'll be ready with our Fuck It All Pen Set! Keep the whole five pen collection ready at your desk or carry your favorite one that seems to cover all the bases at all times! The Fuck It All Pen Set is...
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Hatch and Grow Sloth $4.99 Just add water – and hang around! Our Hatch and Grow Sloth doesn't need any food or special care. Just add water and watch him grow and break out of his tree stump. So, how does it work? Sit back, and relax. This little fella...
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Holy Toast Bread Stamp $4.99 Holy Mother Of God... what is on my toast! In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum. Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! Our easy-to-use HOLY TOAST stamper always makes a good impression. Press the stamper into an...
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Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff $4.99 Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting! Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog...
I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt $12.99 We think our I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt is just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip dishing pal! After all, what seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes? On the outside,...
I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt $12.99 Hungry? Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready?...
I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum $1.99 Decorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is perfect for those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you (and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.) For those days...
Inflatable Crocodile Sprinkler $24.99 You croc my world! Beat the heat this summer with a cute Inflatable Crocodile Outdoor Water Sprinkler. Enjoy cute and cool outdoor adventures for family fun in the sun! Non-toxic Phthalate free, PVC. Includes hose adapter: fits onto most domestic...
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iPlunge Phone Stand $7.99 As seen in Wired Magazine! High-tech meets low tech and the coolest accessory for your phone was born. iPlunge is the perfect solution for your video emergencies just squish it against the back of your iPod, iPhone, or any device with a smooth...
