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Explore the best selling gifts at Perpetual Kid! They are bestsellers for a reason!

Giant Scarlet Red Butterfly Wings Pool Float

$24.99 $21.49

Well, we do declare! Our Giant Scarlet Red Butterfly Wings Pool Float is quite the sight to be seen! We love it. We really love it. We do! Whether you're flitting, fluttering, or floating away a lazy day at the pool, or riding the tides at the beach...

Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99 $50.85

  As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an...

Happy Camper Pencil Holder

$9.99

Kitschy camper for your crayons!  Simply assemble and you're ready to  park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk.  Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand...

Hatch and Grow Sloth

$3.99

Just add water – and hang around!  Our Hatch and Grow Sloth doesn't need any food or special care. Just add water and watch him grow and break out of his tree stump.  So, how does it work? Sit back, and relax. This little fella wants...

Hot Dog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...

Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting!  Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog Ear Cuff is just the...

I Cerealsly Love You Spoon

$8.99

We eat puns for breakfast We're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and our I Cerealsly Love You Spoon! This engraved spoon is the latest addition in our awesome gift giving bag of Trix.  Because nothing says I love you like spooning with your honey! Show them...

I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel

$10.99

Our proud and cocky I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel is totally relatable. Especially if you act like a giant cock in the morning. You're not the only one! Just look at the size of this rooster! This early-to-rise loud mouth is waking the...

I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce.   So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs.   Let's just say... crapping...

I Need More Money And Power And Less Sh*t From You People Gum

$1.99

Smile and nod.  Smile and nod.  Make sure to wear your mouth guard at night, so you don't grind your teeth down to nubs. You may not be able to lighten the workload at the office, but you sure can lighten the mood with our I Need More Money and...

I Won a Goldfish Carnival Earrings

$5.99

We think it's fair to say that our I Won a Goldfish Earrings will be a playful addition to your wardrobe! As a matter of fact, they really hit the bullseye. (And we have ourselves a winner!) These eye-catching fishies symbolize your hopes and dreams of...

I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel

$10.99

Our amazing I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel is leaps and bounds above the rest!  You're a force to be reckoned with, so why settle for some basic dish rag? Put your super powers on display for all the world to see, as this awesome...

I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt

$12.99

A cautionary kitchen accessory for those moments when there are too many cooks in the kitchen... our dead serious I've Got a Knife Oven Mitt has got your back! On the outside, you'll enjoy a pleasant pink panoramic scene with a vintage-inspired...

Ice Cream Cone Phone Stand

$2.99

Our Ice Cream Cone Phone Stand is a cone for your phone! Just don't drop it like it's a hot summer day on an undeserving surface! This sweet phone holder is made of ceramic. So this melting, fallen hero of an ice cream cone double scoops as a functional...

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float With Shark Bite

$39.99 $33.85

6 Foot Long Ice Cream Sandwich! Our durable (and apparently delicious) Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float is perfect for lounging in the pool, river, or ocean!   Now we have to say, that even if you're super tight with Jabberjaw and the gang... if...

Inflatable Marina Mermaid Tail Sprinkler

$24.99 $21.15

Mer-make fin-tastic summer memories! Our flipping awesome Inflatable Marina Mermaid Tail Sprinkler has earned our o-fishal seal of approval! It's guaranteed to make a big splash with the bubbliest of kiddos as they fall in love head over tails with this...

Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler

$29.99 $25.35

Weather you like it or not... without rain there would be no rainbows! And we just happen to love it! Matter of fact, our Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler just showed up out of the blue and brought his very own rain clouds with him! (he claimed...

Inflatable Teddy Bear Sprinkler

$24.99 $21.85

Time to run bearfoot through the sprinkler! Our Inflatable Teddy Bear Sprinkler is so excited to be here, he's literally blushing and gushing rainbows!  He's so fun we can bearly stand it! But, thankfully he helps us tolerate the grizzly...

Itty-Bitty Marquee

$12.99

A gift that's totally lit! Light up your life (and witty sarcastic remarks) with our thoughtful Itty-Bitty Marquee! A fun, cool, and creative way to leave messages for your roomies, loved ones, or co-workers! This customizable kit includes: A...

Jesus Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus Bandage...

Kiddo Float Skull and Crossbones

$19.99 $17.49

It's all about the booty! Our Skull and Crossbones Kiddo Float  guarantees that your motley crew of hooligans won't be bored out of their skulls this summer!  Don't believe us? We're so shore not even going to bother ARRR-guing with you...