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Jesus Bandages

$5.49

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY included in the tin! The Jesus...

Lap Cat Napkins

$8.99

Lap cats! No fancy feast is complete without our playful paper Lap Cat Napkins! These folded feline fur'ends are the purr'furred way to keep your whiskers clean! We mean, fur real? Mew must be kitten with those a-paw-ling table manners! It's time...

LED Light Up Bobo Balloon

$4.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

Lil' Lager Baby Bottle

$12.99

Do you have a milk chugger? Double-takes are guaranteed when your kid starts knocking back their favorite beverage with our hilarious Chill, Baby Lil' Lager Baby Bottle.    No it's not beer, it's just good old smooth and creamy baby formula...

Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles

$6.99

Can weed be blunt about your birthday candles? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our Lit Doobie Birthday Candles!  Hey, it's your birthday and it's time to get lit! Light...

Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set

$12.99

This is nacho Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set, yet! Thumb wrestling meets lucha libre with our unique Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set that brings the competitive Mexican sport to enthusiasts all over the world! Known for its bold...

Magical Color Changing Unicorn Night Light

$13.99

Sweet Dreams Whoever said you're too old for a nightlight, clearly has not met our Magical Color Changing Unicorn Night Light, and must enjoy stepping on unsuspecting legos. Imagine how much sweeter your bedtime will be with a dreamy unicorn nightlight...

Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Nail Clipper Pen

$5.99

Best office gift ever! Our Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen is guaranteed to gross out people around you! Not only can you write with the fully functional pen but you can turn it around and clip or file those unsightly finger or toe nails. What...

Marijuana Leaf Cake Mold

$14.99

Bake and get baked! Imagine showing up at the next bake sale with our Marijuana Leaf Silicone Cake Mold... Weed bet you'd totally smoke the competition, by leafing in the dust! Next time you get the munchies or feel like serving up some special...

Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

$12.99

Look at me! I'm the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! Behold - the very first of its kind, our Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! He's the perfect desktop companion, road trip buddy, or hilarious gift! He's a man that goes by many...

Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

$12.99

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue...

Mix Stix Drumstick Kitchen Spoons

$12.99

Get with the beat!  Every kitchen has it's own rhythm and hum, and now you can play along. Mix Stix Drumstick Kitchen Spoons are classic indispensable beechwood spoons, morphed into drumsticks. So now you can rock out when you're not stirring,...

Moist Say Anything Mug

$9.99

We love moist cake! Our delicately worded Moist Say Anything Mug will without a doubt cause a deeply visceral and guttural reaction in those with word sensitivities. For they would argue that this particular "Say Anything Mug should really be called a...

My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Purrfect for pouncing around town or lounging in your fav sunspot Our My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks playfully points out the obvious about your BFF - Best Furry Friend.  Fur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

In bright fuchsia our flashy My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Tote screams the not so subtle message of this tote.  You just simply can't beet this tote!   Say it while you're at work!  Say it while you're on a picnic!  Say it while...

My Gift To You Cat Butt Mug

$9.99

Bottom's up! It's time to get cat-ffeinated with our My Gift To You Cat Butt Mug! It's the purrfect way to serve up a little hair of the cat. You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Butt.. our cheeky little kitty mug will be...

National Embarrassmints

$2.99

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of...

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

$9.99

They're cut out for action! Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters are cut out for action! These stealthy shinobi warriors are set to sneak into your kitchen and stage a cookie coup! Cut, bake, decorate and then watch them disappear! Add swords, nunchaku, and...

Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs

$4.99

Good dog! Our Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs are the cutest way to mark your territory! (Without there being pee involved. That just wrecks pages, dontcha know!) These bandanna-clad pups are sporting their best puppy attire in hopes you'll take them all...

Pickle Air Freshener

$3.99

Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel...

Pickle Bandages

$5.49

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-boos! And if a Pickle Bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! 15 ...

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