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Explore the best selling gifts at Perpetual Kid! They are bestsellers for a reason!

Happy Camper DIY Pencil Holder

$12.99

Kitschy camper for your crayons!  Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk.  Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure...

Ketchup Candy Canes

$6.49

Would you like a side of fries with that? The only candy cane to eat with french fries!  Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavored candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...

Let's Taco Bout It Sticker

$3.99

Taco bout your fillings! Our adorable Let's Taco Bout It Sticker is perfect to stick on your tablet, laptop, water bottle, car, bike, and much much more! This specTACOlar design features a happy taco illustration and the words "Let's taco bout it!" Taco...

Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Christmas Tree

$12.99

Rockin' Around the Retro Tinsel Christmas Tree Our Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree is a mod lover's Christmas wish come true! Popular in the 1960s, aluminum Christmas trees were the epitome of Christmas festivity and Mid-Century Modern style. The shiny,...

Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign

$6.99

Staying pawsitive and feline good! Bring some creativity to your cubicle with this a-meow-zing Ask Me About My Cat Desk Sign! This witty and inspirational desk sign is the perfect addition to your office or co-worker's desk! Great gift for kitty lovers...

Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion

$14.99

Keep it Saucy! Our Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion is truly awesome. Infused with natural antioxidants and essential nutrients, this sparkly magical lotion will leave your skin feeling radiant, because you are a rock star! Non metallic, non...

Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

Bob Ross Self-Painting Heat Sensitive Mug

$14.99

Trees and coffee make me happy! Our Bob Ross Self-Painting Heat Sensitive Mug is for everyone who enjoys the happy. Whether it’s happy accidents in painting or life, Bob Ross always said, “Do something every day that will make you...

Body Part Lollipop

$2.99

Our super creepy Body Part Halloween Lollipop are the perfect addition to any zombie buffet! With Human Hearts, Witch Fingers, Eyeballs and Brains they're the perfect trick AND treat for Halloween!  Bloodshot Eyeball- Cotton Candy...

Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

$14.99

Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel, is a beautifully produced cotton tea towel featuring eight hand drawn birds from the Booby species...

Bottle Top Birthday Candle

$5.99

Beer is better than cake! The amazing Skumps Bottle Top Candle is the perfect celebratory accessory for your best pal who is on a steady liquid diet for the evening! Just pop it into a bottle and start singing! Use this attention grabbing bottle...

Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit

$7.99

No kitten. You'll love this cheeky set! Just watch your cat lovers connect with our Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit created by our friends at Blue Q! This set includes five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets + bonus magnet: American...

Cats, Snacks + Crafts Tattoo Sticker

$3.99

Live by the claw, die by the claw! Our Cats, Snacks + Crafts Tattoo Sticker isn't for pussies, it's for tough as nails cat people who can craft and aren't shy about it!  Are you still deciding on that cat-too? We hear ya! How about you start...

Deer A**hole Greeting Card

$4.99

Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh. A great card for when someone does something (they know what they did) and it needs to be called out with...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine

$10.99

Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, female, shocked and end of the world. With our press-of-the-button automated dismay, you can express your...

Draggin' Ass Pug Mug

$11.99

Make your mark in this world! Or is the saying on this carpet? Our Draggin' Ass Pug Mug is right there with you, in more ways than one. Tired of boring mugs? Or just plain tired?  Let your inside voice out with cheeky, slightly disgusting, and...

Drink Me Light Up Bottle Topper

$8.99

A clear sign to get the party started! Our Drink Me Light Up Bottle Topper is a bright and bubbly drink decoration, fit for the likes of Alice herself! Basically, if you're looking for a sign that you should have a drink, this is it! This unique party...

Enchanting Unicorn Glowbright Thinking Putty

$10.99

Believe... just believe! Believe in the magic of the unicorn and its mythical symbol of beauty and strength with our Enchanting Unicorn Glowbright Putty. It charms and fascinates with flecks of neon rainbow confetti, shines with sparkly golden glitter...

Filing Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder

$11.99

Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder  magnetically "abducts" the included cow-shaped clips so they're ready to organize all your classified...

Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign

$6.99

Sorry We're Dirty / Come In We're Clean Magnets... how do they work?  They're magic!  What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled FlipSide Reversible Dishwasher Sign attached to your dishwasher so you know if what's inside is...

Fowl Language Bird Mug

$16.99

Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug features a collection of seemingly innocent birds, all with rather rude names. This is the perfect mug for any bird...

Fuck It All Pen Set

$9.99

Great conversational pens! When the moment serves, you'll be ready with our Fuck It All Pen Set! Keep the whole five pen collection ready at your desk or carry your favorite one that seems to cover all the bases at all times! The Fuck It All Pen Set is...

Hell-No Kitty Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

High Quality Snow Mask! We're not sure what we did to deserve this but our Hell-No Kitty Ski Mask hiss just arrived and it is everything you could want and meowr! It's true... we're totally not kitten! Now you can hit the trail with your cattitude on...

I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Tote

$18.99

It goes both ways! Just a friendly PSA... if you don't believe in unicorns they won't believe in you! And our fierce unicorn pal featured on the front of our I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Shopper is just looking for a reason to believe in you again...

Jane Austen's Finest Balm

$4.99

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin. Do you feel more than...

Kid Shaming Little Jerk Balloons

$7.99

I still don't have an inside voice! Parents know that sometimes, very occasionally, even the most adorable and angelic child can be a bit of a jerk. Little Jerk Balloons are for those moments. The kids don't know what the balloons say now... but just...

Kitschy Cocktail Hour Face Mask

$12.99

Wine, beer, liquor, booze... Shirley Temple? No matter your drink of choice, we've got you covered - your face that is - with our handmade Kitschy Cocktail Hour Face Mask! Handsomely decorated with a swanky array of retro decanters and etched...

Leopard Print Shoelaces

$7.99

Let's hit the thrift stores! These hot Leopard Print Shoelaces are made from fabric featuring classic leopard print pattern. Great retro feel, perfect for anyone who loves vintage and retro clothing. Why wear plain shoelaces when you express...

Mac & Cheese Candy

$5.99

This is just so cheesy! When I make boxed mac & cheese, I always add a ton of extra butter and milk.  My boyfriend on the other hand thinks he does - but yeah no.  I like mine like a cheesy soup with pasta elbows.  Anyone else with me...

Mac & Cheese Candy Canes

$6.49

We wish you a cheesy Christmas! Behold! A six-pack of candy canes that taste like your childhood favorite macaroni and cheese. Instant mac & cheese flavor, just like mom used to make! It's comfort food that tastes like comfort food A mashup of...

Magic Growing Unicorn

$4.99

More exciting than a Hatchimal! Our Magic Growing Unicorn allows you to hatch your very own unicorn and watch it grow! Stumped on what to get your favorite unicorn lover? This legendary gift is where it's at. Simply: Put the tree stump in a...

Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace

$9.99

You glow girl! Our beautiful Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace absorbs light to allow a peaceful glow in darkened conditions. The light sources’ intensity and method will bring out different luminous effects. Now you can let your inner...

Master Crapsman Poo- Pourri Gift Set

$19.99

It’s Poo hunting season! The perfect gift for the handyman in your life, Master Crapsman Gift Set comes with both Trap-A-Crap and Royal Flush scents. Maybe it's one bottle for the basement aka man cave and another for our in the garage? Whatever...

Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

$12.99

Look at me! I'm the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! Behold - the very first of its kind, our Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! He's the perfect desktop companion, road trip buddy, or hilarious gift! He's a man that goes by many...

Pawfect Nails Dog Belly Nail File

$6.99

Scratch my belly! Give these adorable puppies a tummy scratch while keeping your nails in pawfect condition. A super cute addition to any dog-lovers manicure set.   'Tickle' the pups tummies to file your nails Double sided, 150/180...

Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

$14.99

So many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunningly produced cotton tea towel featuring hand drawn birds from the Pecker species...

RBG Ginsburg's Judgmints

$3.49

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons desiring breath that is Honorable are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for these Ginsburg's Judgmints are Supreme! Keep one under your robe and a spare in your chambers. Taste like justice Bite of...

Retro Rocket Rascals in Space Face Mask

$12.99

Retro-futuristic cuteness overload The more we look at our totally rockin' Retro Rocket Rascals in Space Face Mask, the more we fall in love with it! If there is a parallel universe like this out there - sign us up for the next wormhole teleport! This...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg RBG Nodder

$10.99

The notorious RBG agrees to disagree! There might seem to be an irony with making a nodder of someone dissenting, but we're guessing the people that buy this will be nodding in agreement with her dissent. The figure is wearing the collar that Justice...

Saint Trump Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

 Hugely eliminates 99% of fake news President Trump fans and foes just love our fun and functional hand sanitizer!  Use it now, or keep it to hand down through generations to commemorate the clusterf*ck known as 2020! Refillable matte glass...

Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card

$4.99

Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior Citizen Bingo Greeting Card is a good way for everyone to have a good laugh at our own discomfort.  A...

Shut The Hell Up Gum

$1.99

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches...

Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener

$4.99

It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Those little streakers have been running naked through trees for too long! This mildly insane air freshener, which thankfully smells better than a squirrel...

Strawberry CBD Lollipops

$14.99

You're so berry sweet! Our super yummy Strawberry CBD Lollipops are ready to melt your anxiety away. These suckers look, feel and taste just like a lollipop but they won't leave you feeling the same because these are made with the purest form of CBD, an...

The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt

$12.99

Baked with love weed You know who our The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt is perfect for... yep, grandma. With prescription prices criminally high, do you really think she's not baking in a little something something?! Make edibles or get out of...

Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

$14.99

Those are some super cute tits! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel, is a bright and stunningly produced cotton tea towel featuring eight hand drawn birds from the...

Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card

$5.99

Oh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lightly with a pencil or blue pen, then peek through the red decoder glasses to reveal your hidden message! A...

Ugly Christmas Sweater Mug

$12.99

Ugly sweater, coffee and a dad bod! Our festive Ugly Sweater Mug puts you in a different class of clever. Not only does it hold a cup o’ joe, it has a removable sweater that unveils a totally bodacious Dad Bod. Winning top honors at the Ugly...

Uranium Glow In The Dark Soap

$7.99

Get your glow back! Has your morning glow been missing lately? Radioactivate your day in the most environmentally friendly, organic way! When you use our Uranium Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap, you will be in your element every day. Be careful not to...

World's Smallest Elf On The Shelf

$7.99

Honey, we shrunk the elf! The World's Smallest the Elf on the shelf is a timeless Christmas classic... and then we shrunk him!  Move him around the house every night, so he can report to Santa who is naughty and who is nice! We already know... A...

World's Smallest Glo Worm

$6.99

Glo Worm is still glowing after all these years! Lay your head on your pillow and start counting sheep with the World’s Smallest Glo Worm by your side. The iconic favorite cuddle bug of the 80's is back in a big but smallest way. Glo Worm is ready...

World's Smallest My Little Pony

$6.99

Friendship is magic! Our adorable World's Smallest My Little Pony is now available in miniature retro styles! Each Little Pony measures a tiny 1" wide x 1" tall and look and feel just like the original.  Perfect gift or collectible for My Little...

XYZ Blocks Artist Series Puzzle

$19.99

Supports independent artists! ABC alphabet block art for the rest of us! Our Fred XYZ Blocks Puzzle is full of fun and unusual illustrations with everything from meatloaf, litterbox, waffles, quicksand, trailers, corn dogs and donuts!  What...

You're Excited About An Air Fryer Birthday Card

$3.99

This fridge makes that bullet ice!!! This Air Fryer Birthday Card pokes fun at the fact that our tastes, hobbies and wants change over the years. In our twenties, we never stayed home and were always looking forward to a party or club night. Nowadays...

100% Legal Pot (Holder)

$9.99

Get Baked + Cook At The Same Time! So, what you've got here is a pot holder that LOOKS like a pot leaf! Pot ... pot. Hilarious!  Long after the novelty of this aptly-named product wears off, you'll be enjoying its quality construction and...

24 Fake-Out Take-Out Paper Lunch Bags

$9.99

Fake 'em out! Increase your odds against dastardly lunch theft with our off-putting Fake-Out Take-Out Bags! Do you want to keep your tasty leftovers or your PB&J safe from low-life prowling lunch nabbers?  Try our selection of  paper...

A Charlie Brown Christmas: Mini Book + Tree Kit

$9.99

Good grief! This tree hits us in the feels. Desperately in need of a little love, our A Charlie Brown Christmas Mini Book + Tree Kit is a gift of holiday nostalgia for fans of Snoopy and the rest of the Peanuts Gang! Charlie Brown and his sad,...

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