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125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes

$7.99

Create A Masterpiece From Scratch! Make your notes a little more exciting with our 125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes by Melissa & Doug! If you're writing a note, chances are it's something important, and if it's not important it's probably...

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Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

  As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an...

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I Cerealsly Love You Spoon

$8.99

We eat puns for breakfast We're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and our I Cerealsly Love You Spoon! This engraved spoon is the latest addition in our awesome gift giving bag of Trix.  Because nothing says I love you like spooning with your honey! Show them...

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LED Light Up Bobo Balloons

$4.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

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Magical Color Changing Unicorn Night Light

$13.99

Sweet Dreams Whoever said you're too old for a nightlight, clearly has not met our Magical Color Changing Unicorn Night Light, and must enjoy stepping on unsuspecting legos. Imagine how much sweeter your bedtime will be with a dreamy unicorn nightlight...

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Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks

$7.99 $4.00

Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,...

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Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book

$9.99

Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...

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Tyrannosaurus Rex Lamp

$35.99

Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our pterobley awesome Tyrannosaurus Rex Table Lamp is just dying to meat you! This ferocious predator of light (aka dinosaur lamp) effortlessly crushes darkness. No longer will you need to sleep with one eye...

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Soup Bone Herb Infuser

$9.99

Fill up our Soup Bone Herb Infuser by Fred with fresh herbs and whole spices and deliver flavor as well as laughs! It's time to spice things up in the soup department! So, if you think our tea infusers are cool - wait till you get a load of this...

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Helping Hands Chopsticks

$4.99 $2.00

Looks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently featured on BuzzFeed! Hilariously adorable they also make it perfectly okay to eat with your hands, in any...

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Hot Dog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...

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Red Hot Heart-Shaped Sunglasses

$6.99

It was love at first sight Our iconic Red Hot Heart-Shaped Sunglasses scream 50's glam and 80's cool. It will be heart not to notice you about town when when you're wearing these Lolita loving glasses! Wear them shopping, to the beach, at the park,...

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The Original Squirmles

$3.99 $2.00

Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974...  re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wiggle, jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups. Spoiler Alert: The secret is...

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Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Us either!Our yumtastic...

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World's Smallest Etch-A-Sketch

$5.99

The World's Favorite Drawing Toy What do you get the person that has everything? Simple.... The World's Smallest Etch-a-Sketch. This classic toy has been bringing joy and amusement to countless people for as long as 50 years- and now that it's pocket...

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Sticky Sweet Sloth Memo Tabs Note Set

$5.99

Slow... you got stuff to do, huh? Our Sticky Sweet Sloth Memo Tabs Set aren't slow like sloths, for you can quickly mark a page or leave a note reminder before a real sloth would even get moving! Throw out boring yellow sticky notes and use these...

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Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

Cute As A Butt-on GumIf you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you...

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I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce.   So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs.   Let's just say... crapping...

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Pusheen Sweets Candy Tin

$3.99

Pop one in after a capusheeno! Nothing is quite as sweet as our Pusheen Sweets Candy Tin! This grey tubby tabby may have started on Facebook, but she wasn't about to let herself be boxed in. (Unless it was a box of her choosing, because really, what cat...

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Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-WorkersThe reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your...

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Cone Of Shame Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff day! ...

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100% Legal Pot (Holder)

$9.99

Get Baked + Cook At The Same Time! So, what you've got here is a pot holder that LOOKS like a pot leaf! Pot ... pot. Hilarious!  Long after the novelty of this aptly-named product wears off, you'll be enjoying its quality construction and...

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Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

$12.99

It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice. If you're looking for the secret ingredient to gift giving, it's about having a damn sense of humor,...

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Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

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World's Smallest Pound Puppies

$7.99

Loveable, huggable puppies that need a good home!? Sign us up! Our adorably nostalgic World's Smallest Pound Puppies are here in miniature so you can take them with you for cuddles and love where ever you go! This super soft stitched plush figure is...

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Schwetty Balls Golf Balls

$4.99 $2.00

Any golfer knows they play better with Schwetty Balls! Seriously, it's worth getting a box just so a golfer can say, "I'm playing with Schwetty Balls!" Surprisingly, these golf balls perform very well and many customers use them on a regular basis. Each...

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National Embarrassmints

$2.99

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of...

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Pickle Air Freshener

$3.99

Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel...

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Mental Note Sticky Notes

$3.99

You.   Are you the same person who forgot to put the milk in the fridge before going to work yesterday?   Do you really think just making a mental note to send your mom a card on her birthday is sufficient?   Eh... probably not. ...

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Healing Stones

$9.99

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!)   At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the...

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Best Buds Mint Gum

$1.99

Guaranteed Good Shit To Share With A Cannabis Loving Buddy The rumors are true... our gum has gone to pot! Our Best Buds Gum has been made with a very special, mind-altering ingredient. It's called LOVE. A friend with weed is a friend indeed! A friend...

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President Trump Troll

$14.99

Meet the President Trump Troll. The greatest collectible for both fans and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. "My hair, my hair is SO...

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Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop

$4.99

Unicorns - their poop don't stink Don't go poo poo-ing the idea of our gifting our Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop! Unicorn poop lovers will enjoy eating this poo emoji shaped gourmet candy! Pink & blue swirl Fruit punch flavored hard candy...

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Flash Rocks

$4.99 $2.00

Is that triboluminescence in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?   Forseriously though...  Just rub our Flash Rocks together to see a totally natural piezoelectric rock show!  They'll glow internally and emit a distinctive odor!...

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Bumble's Blast Lip Balm

$2.99 $2.00

They have been looking for the Abominable Snowman for ages... Yeti has not been found!     Do you ever wonder why Bumble bounces?   Do you think he gets chapped lips?   After all, Hermie did pull all his teeth and our lips get...

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Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off!...

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Magic Poo

$3.99

#1 Poopy Stocking Stuffer! If you're always looking for sh*t to play with our Magic Poo is the one for you! This crap is magic! Well, kinda sorta, anyway.  Use this frighteningly realistic poo to play pranks, relieve stress, and entertain your inner...

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Pop Pop Snappers

$0.99 $0.50

Drop it!  Throw it!  Step on it!  Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers!  These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best...

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Touchabubbles

$3.99 $2.00

You Can Touch My Bubble We're all familiar with traditional bubbles. You know how it goes, you stick the wand in, blow, bubble forms, floats around for a bit and then falls to the floor and pops! How completely boring is that? We thought so too.....

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Bacon Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...

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Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace

$6.99 $3.00

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace Rocks Jingle all the way to your Ugly Christmas Sweater Party with our festive Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace! You'll rock the party with this duo of holiday charm flashing lights and bells in one...

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Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.59

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

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Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

$12.99

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue glow...

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Rainbow Bandages

$5.99

Our stinkin' cute Gama-Go Rainbow Bandages make getting a boo-boo damn well delightful! They say that very cloud has a silver lining, but these adorably optimistic cumulus clouds offer so much more! These happy little clouds are so happy to help you in...

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Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

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Elf On The Shelf Chippey's Lip Balm

$2.99

The Elf on the Shelf Elves sure do have a lot of traveling to do!   We're not really sure how their method of flying works exactly, but when we travel long distances in a cramped, dry airplane, our lips get super chapped, so we're pretty sure the...

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The Potty Piano

$19.99

Start your day off on the right note! Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano! That's right, put that phone down! No need to surf the web or text to kill time while you're dropping the kids off at the...

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Hormel Chili Can Safe

$9.99

Beans are good at keeping people away! With our Hormel Chili Can Safe, your secret is safe with us! Most people keep a safe distance from beans, so you might as well take advantage of this fact, and exploit their gastric-intolerance by hiding your...

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Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

$12.99

Look at me! I'm the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! Behold - the very first of its kind, our Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! He's the perfect desktop companion, road trip buddy, or hilarious gift! He's a man that goes by many...

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Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead

$12.99

Let’s get crazy, what the heck.  Our Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead is an homage to everyone's favorite squirrel loving, magical-voice-having, happy tree painting philosophical artist of TV fame. No one gave better art / life lessons while...

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Candy Taco

$7.99

Taco bout a clever candy! Our Candy Taco is just the sugary sustenance a taco lover with a sweet tooth needs on the go! Move over Choco-Taco, there's a sweeter less meltier version in town! (but don't go too far, we do love you! we just need a break)...

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Rainbow Unicorn Memo Tab Set

$4.99

Bring some magic to your to-do-list with our Rainbow Unicorn Memo Tab Set! A fun way to mark up cookbooks, magazines, homework, and the most magical way to leave sweet little notes in lunch boxes. Let the amazing power of the unicorn help you get...

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Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99 $4.00

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

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Trump Impeachmints

$2.99 $2.00

Without any evidence, this is the best the left can do! Our totally offensive Trump Impeachmints are for bad hombres with bad breath, and worse vocabulary. Do you bad-mouth people? Drop one of these peach flavored mints on your tongue and you'll make...

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Classic Superman Mints

$2.99 $2.00

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... our Classic Superman Mints are so strong!  It's like Kryptonite to your ole buddy Hal-itosis. Although the classic image of Superman is...

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