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Adulthood Pen Set

$9.99

Favorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a little laugh from what most of us have experienced while growing up... that we just want to go back because...

Bacon Candy Canes

$6.49

Mmm... bacon! When we told Santa Claus about our Bacon Candy Canes, he nearly fell out of his sleigh!  Then he let out a jolly guffaw and thanked us for saving Christmas.  He's just so excited about having a Bacon Candy Cane snack for the road...

Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos

$7.99

No mistakes, only happy accidents! It's time to get creative with our Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos. Open up your shop at home or work and start applying these fun tattoos to all your friends! These tattoos have fun and inspirational messages like Trees...

Break in Case of Fabulous Glitter Box

$9.99

Break in Case of Fabulous! Our Break in Case of Fabulous Glitter Box will be waiting for your time to sparkle and shine! A pandora's box of crafting herpes! Silver sparkly glitter inside of a clear cube Features one hot pink side that...

Car Full Of Aliens Auto Sunshade

$17.99

Make your car a UFO! Our Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade makes it look like you’re escaping from Area 51! Through the advanced, futuristic power of shade, this out of this world sunshade will allow you to park in the sun without your interior...

Chakra Crystals Stone Gift Pack

$17.99

open ○ release ○ balance Feeling out of whack? Check out our Chakra Crystal Stone Pack!  Sounds like it's high time you chill out, recenter, and realign yourself with the universe. Lucky you! We've got just the tools you need to help you along your...

Coaster Games

$12.99

Time to open some whoop-ass! Our Coaster Games are the perfect addition to your next get-together or dinner party. Each set contains 25 double-sides cardboard drink coasters, each one featuring a different activity to add a splash of fun to any...

Discover Box: Crystals Stone Gift Pack

$17.99

Life is like a box of crystals  Our fun and colorful Discover Box: Crystals Stone Gift Pack is a super cool way to introduce a curious soul to the awesome properties of crystals! Written for inquisitive beginners it's a great starter kit with many...

Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt

$12.99

Drop it like it's hot. Get ready to cook up some fun with our Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt! Whether you're a Pinterest Mistress or a natural born chef, you'll instantly become smitten with this mitten as it makes presenting your latest...

Frisky Feline Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Get Frisky In The Snow! Our fun loving Frisky Feline Ski Mask with Ears has just arrived and it's litter'ally the best thing ever! Fur real... we're not kitten! It's our purr-sonal favorite! Now you can hit the slopes with our hiss-terical balaclava...

I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$6.99

Watch your step! The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce.   So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs.   Let's...

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$12.99

Hungry? Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready?...

Instant Smile Face Mask

$17.99

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it... I'm allowed to leave my home and I think I like it! Oh yeah! We'll get straight to the Pointer Sisters point. Sure, face masks may have become the new norm... but that doesn't mean you need to be normal about...

Instant Winter Snow

$3.99

Make your own Yeti habitat! Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do!  However, if you're a like-minded creature who loves the white fluffy stuff too and are possibly...

iPlunge Phone Stand

$7.99

As seen in Wired Magazine! High-tech meets low tech and the coolest accessory for your phone was born.   iPlunge is the perfect solution for your video emergencies just squish it against the back of your iPod, iPhone, or any device with a smooth...

Mail An Instant Snowball Christmas Card

$5.99

Mail a snowball! Share the joy of snow with our Official North Pole Mail A Snowball Christmas Card! Just add 1/4 cup of water and be prepared for a snowy surprise. Snow will grow to 100x its size (roughly the size of a snowball). This card is so much...

May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card

$4.99

Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some positive energy! It's a great card to lift spirits! Harness the power of the crystals that are pictured on...

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

$6.99

You know someone that needs this! Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies...  Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else!  We've become quite concerned when you involve other...

Nacho Problem Sticker

$3.99

It's Nacho Problem! Our tasty Nacho Problem Sticker is perfect for your car, tablet, laptop and much more! In queso you didn't know, nachos are one of the best foods ever invented, so express your love for nachos with this fantastic sticker! This...

Nose Aerobics Basketball

$4.99

Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body.   That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing.   It's exercise for your nose!   Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while...

Offensive-ish Crayons

$9.99

Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon Box of 24 blunt, direct, whoa they went there, debatable, and irreverent colors.  Include the...

PB & J Pencil Set

$2.99

It's peanut butter jelly time! These mouth watering PB & J Pencils are an ode to the sandwich that never stops being a favorite. We love Peanut Butter and Jelly as kids and even now as adults, it's a classic go-to snack or meal! Now you can use...

Pop Pop Snappers

$1.49

Drop it!  Throw it!  Step on it!  Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers!  These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best...

Rainbow Glitter Party Cake Scented Sunscreen

$19.99

You glow, girl! You’ll be eco-friendly, gorgeous, well protected and sparkling with our Rainbow Glitter Sunscreen!   This super fun bio-degradable glitter sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum...

Retro Portable Phone Speaker

$49.99

Perfect for the beach or poolside! Listen to you music anywhere with our cute retro feeling portable speaker with Bluetooth and even an AM/FM radio! Sand and water resistant Measure 7 inches wide x 8 inches tall x 3 inches deep. Requires 4 AA...

Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99

Blast from the past!   Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral...

Rockstar Guitar Case Lunch Box

$19.99

Carry sandwiches like a rock-n-roll star. Cool kids bring their own lunch. The coolest kids conceal their lunch in a guitar case. Prove your rock-star credentials, decorate with your favorite band stickers. Or prove you're eating 5-a-day and decorate...

Stay Out of My Bubble Sticker

$2.99

Keep grooving good vibes! This straight-forward Stay Out of My Bubble Sticker says it loud and clear, this is my awesome bubble of positive thoughts and your bullshit is not welcome. I need some space and I don't want to feel, smell or sense your...

Strange Attractor Magnetic Thinking Putty

$14.99

Probably not a chick magnet Our wild Strange Attractor Magnetic Thinking Putty has a mind of its own. A deep, mysterious black with subtle green sparkles, it comes alive when charged with the included magnet. When this mysterious putty is stretched,...

Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet

$1.99

Third grade flashbacks! Our bright and colorful Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet will bring you back to knotty times on the bus with a safety pin attached to your jeans, and a fist full of colorful sewing floss. A timeless symbol of friendship,...

Trump's Fake News Stamper

$12.99

Red stamp of disapproval We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time.  A tremendous gift.  It will go over bigly with Conservatives and Liberals! It's not weak like other stampers,...

UFO Cow Abduction

$12.99

Beam Up Your Bovine - With Light and Sound! Our udderly fantastic UFO Cow Abduction Kit is an out-of-this-world gift for sci-fi lovers! Loaded with lights and special effects Steven Spielberg would be proud of! It features:  A mini spaceship,...

Vintage Camper RV Road Trip Face Mask

$12.99

On the road again. Goin' places that I've never been... Deck yourself out in our Vintage Camper RV Road Trip Face Mask - it's is a real gas!  Being quarantined has been a real bummer, and has many folks longing for the freedom of the open...

Wishing You A Fresh New Year Greeting Card

$4.99

So fresh and so clean clean Love the idea of a fresh start? So do we! Take a deep breath, smile, and embrace leaving the proverbial stench of 2020 behind with our iconic Green Tree "Air Freshener" New Year Card. Think we can all agree that this year...

World's Smallest Fisher-Price View-Master

$6.99

Favorite childhood toy! Fisher-Price View-Master has been entertaining kids for generations!  Our World’s Smallest View-Master is retro-styled after the original first introduced in 1962. There's just something about miniature classic toys...

World's Smallest GI Joe vs Cobra Micro Action Figure

$6.99

Knowing is half the battle! Straight from the 80's, our tiny GI Joe vs Cobra Micro Action Figures battle it out against the terror nemesis Cobra Organization. These pop culture icons are now in the world's smallest size ever measures at 1.25 inches tall...

World's Smallest Transformer

$7.99

More than meets the eye! Our Transformers Micro Action Figures are a tiny version of the iconic and retro 80's Transformers! Select from Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and the evil StarScream who were all original characters to the famous 1980's cartoon show...

1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card

$5.99

Zach Morris called. He wants his fanny pack back. Our totally rad 1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card let's your gift recipient know that you think they're absolutely fanny-tastic!  Ah, the good ole days! Wham!, Duran Duran,...

A Christmas Story Quote Pencils

$6.99

'Fra-Gee-Lay!' It Must Be Italian! Our Christmas Story Pencils are a tribute to the American classic Christmas Story movie. The movie is probably one of the most quoted around the holidays with it's hilarious wit and festive humor! These pencils make a...

American Flag Face Mask

$9.99

Wear Old Glory everyday with pride! Our American Flag Face Mask is a fun and functional way to celebrate patriotism this summer! Wear it with pride, wear it for the 4th and wear it as your go-to mask. This mask is sewn of three layers of soft touch...

Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card

$4.99

Happy you-wrecked-your-mom Day! Give your friends the Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card because saying Happy Cake Day is just too normal nowadays! It's just a fun reminder that they were pushed out of their mom on this day. Let's celebrate! Thank...

Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card

$4.99

Did you see those Boobies?! We love puns and we just love the humor of the Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card!  Bird enthusiasts will love receiving this seriously foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! It's a silly greeting card which illustrates...

Book Club Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

Rule #1 - There is no Book Club Our Book Club Cocktail Napkins are perfect for your next book reading review. The pie chart humorously, but clearly, shows what really happens at book clubs. We’re still gonna call it a “book club,”...

Camouflage Shoelaces

$7.99

Good camo shoelaces are hard to find... ha, ha! Get it? We tried to find some clever camo puns... but couldn't find any. But our Camouflage Shoelaces are cute and clever!  Made in the USA by women-owned company 45" long Junior High Tops/Adult...

Car Full of Rubber Chickens Auto Sunshade

$17.99

Keeps your car from getting as hot as a rotisserie oven Looking at our Car Full of Rubber Chickens Auto Sunshade, you can imagine that these five Rubber Chickens just flew the coop in your car. They’re on the run from the fox police with permanent...

Cat Butt Magnets

$13.99

Clinging to your fridge like cat hair on your clothes, our cheeky Cat Butt Magnets will be a clear indication of where you stand on the dog vs cat debate. From the hand and mind of designer Steph Mantis comes this a'mews-ing assortment of magnets which...

Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card

$4.99

Stop staring at the Cockatoo! Our Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card identifies a selection of thirteen colourful birds from across the world, including Peacocks, Cockerels, Cockatoos and the vivid orange Cock-of-the-Rock species. Perfect to send...

Contemplating Orangutan Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Monkey Around In The Snow! Move over snow bunnies! It's time to swing down the slopes with the greatest of ease with our extraordinary Orangutan Ski Mask! We're not monkeying around! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this chimp-tastic...

Daily Affirmation Cards

$11.99

Affirmations that keep everyone in stitches! Traditional cross-stitch samplers test your skills in needlework, but lately everyone is testing your skills in patience! Show them how you really feel with our Daily Sampler Affirmation Cards. With over 30...

Dinner Construction Site Plate + Utensils Set

$26.99

Turn meal time into fun for kids! Our brightly colored construction-themed dinnerware set combines practical child development with engaging entertainment that kids will love.  It's not always easy to get kids to sit down at the dining table. Our...

Dog People Candle

$19.99

Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes a lot of patience with the drool, mud and sometimes the pee accidents... but the unconditional love in...

Don't Be A Dik Dik Card Game

$12.99

Don't get caught holding the Dik Dik! Let's play a game and embrace natures naughty side with our hilarious Don't Be A Dik Dik Card Game! It's a hilarious card game for grown-ups who love nature and a little naughtiness! You're guaranteed to laugh! We...

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp

$79.99

Just 150,000 Calories! There are just few things in life that are as enjoyable as an ice cream cone!  What better way can you think of to brighten up the mood in your home or office than with a Giant Ice Cream Cone lamp!  Marvel your guests as...

Hatch and Grow Sloth

$4.99

Just add water – and hang around!  Our Hatch and Grow Sloth doesn't need any food or special care. Just add water and watch him grow and break out of his tree stump.  So, how does it work? Sit back, and relax. This little fella...

I Love You To The Moon And Back Necklace

$9.99

I love you to the moon and back!    An endearing phrase borrowed from children's books that tries to put into words the enormity of how much you love someone.     It may hold a special place in your heart because it's something...

I'm Rubber You're Glue Sticker

$2.99

Easiest way to explain Karma This hilarious glue bottle I'm Rubber You're Glue Sticker is a call out to one of the most popular comebacks of all time! I'm rubber, you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you! This is a classic riposte used,...

Jammin' Berry Scented Hair Slay Glitter

$14.99

Treat yourself to look at smell like rockstar! Love is in the hair and it’s gorgeous with Jammin' Berry Scented Hair Slay Glitter! Is there glitter in your hair? You better believe it. Because you’re a rockstar baby! Glittering, detangling...

Just Beachy Shark Bait Face Mask

$12.99

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water Don't get too chummy out there buddy! Protect yourself from the circling crowds with our Just Beachy Shark Bait Face Mask! It's like a life preserver for your face.  Handmade in the...

Lil' Lager Baby Bottle

$12.99

Do you have a milk chugger? Double-takes are guaranteed when your kid starts knocking back their favorite beverage with our hilarious Chill, Baby Lil' Lager Baby Bottle.    No it's not beer, it's just good old smooth and creamy baby formula...

Liquid Glass Thinking Putty

$14.99

A clear winner! Unlike anything you've ever seen, Liquid Glass Putty is a crystal-clear creation that is so totally transparent that the in often looks empty to the naked eye. Liquid Glass Thinking Putty flows and moves differently than other...

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