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Better Than Coal Reindeer Poop Rocks! Shimmering + Scented Geodes

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Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, plop, plop, plop,
Down through the chimney with Reindeer Poop Rocks!

Better than a lump of coal!  Flying in the face of easily offended Christmas loving individuals are our shimmering + scented Reindeer Poop Rocks!  They are all that they're cracked up to be and more!  We schist you not!

Now you can physically and literally tap into the magic of Christmas and Santa's flying reindeer, with hoof-crapped presents from each of his squad!  The sparkling exterior (shimmering brightly like Rudolph's nose) and the pepperminty scent of these nuggets only begin to hint at the wonders of Christmas hidden inside!

Directions: Place each glittery rock solid reindeer poop in a sock and hit it very lightly with a hammer. Will result in multiple pieces of smaller pieces of crystallized reindeer poo.

Warning: The sh** may hit the fan, so make sure to protect your eyes from flying reindeer turds.

Of quartz this is an amazing gift for Christmas lovers and it's guaranteed to sleigh at the next White Elephant Gift Exchange!

Made exclusively with love by Perpetual Kid's inside reindeer connection.  Includes 4 peppermint scented magical crystal geodes in a clear plastic jar that measures approximately 4 inches tall x 4 inches in diameter.  Rock on!