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Big Mouth Gigantic Buttered Toast Beach Blanket
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Big Mouth Gigantic Buttered Toast Beach Blanket

Gigantic Buttered Toast Beach Blanket by BigMouth, Inc.

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Description

Suns out buns out with our Big Mouth Gigantic Buttered Toast Beach Blanket! Why? Because theres nothing butter than summer.

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Suns out buns out with our Big Mouth Gigantic Buttered Toast Beach Blanket!

Why? Because there’s nothing butter than summer. Besides, you and toast have something important in common... you’re both trying to get that toasty tan by basking in the heat! Well, you are what you eat and this gigantic 5-foot wide Buttered Toast Beach Blanket is perfect for stretching out on your own little slice of heaven along the shoreline.

  • 5 feet wide and ultra-soft
  • Perfect for the beach, pool, lake, concerts, and more
  • The included storage pouch makes a great beach tote, too
  • A much more effective barrier between you and the sand vs a towel
  • Won’t burn and stink up your house if you keep it in the sun all day
  • Fun for all ages

While you’re at it, now is a great time to throw away that towel you’ve been sitting on since the dark ages. It’s letting sand seep up, making your tan uneven and giving new meaning to “sandwich”. Our Beach Blankets soft, tough, and instantly recognizable - because losing your spot on the beach could also mean losing all your hard-earned dough. 

A fun gift and a clever way to butter up your sweetie!

Measures 5 feet wide! An awesome gift for bread lovers and sun worshipers. 100% ultra-soft french terry microfiber. Fun for the beach, pool, or bath it also makes a great picnic blanket! Machine washable and extra toasty, our Big Mouth Gigantic Buttered Toast Beach Blanket!

Item Number
POOL-2376
Big Mouth Gigantic Buttered Toast Beach Blanket
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