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Summary

Spread all of your holiday joy and cheer with our The Bigger The Hair, The Closer To Santa Christmas Card and score some bonus points with the big guy himself!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Look how much I love you Santa!

Our festive The Bigger The Hair, The Closer To Santa Christmas Card is the perfect card for the winter holidays. We all want to be closer to Santa, right? I mean, he's the guy who brings us all the goodies! Christmas sweaters were yesteryear's rage, now we can start hanging Xmas ornaments and holiday tchotchkes in our hair so Santa will love us more.

  • Front: Woman with super beehive hair containing holiday objects stacked up high. Print says The Bigger the Hair, The Closer to Santa
  • Inside: Have a Stylin' Christmas
  • Santa loves you
  • Includes envelope
  • Made in USA
  • Spread holiday cheer

Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches and comes with an envelope. The Bigger The Hair, The Closer To Santa Christmas Card is designed and printed in the USA.

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CARD-1267 
200199212677
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