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Send positive vibes with our May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You Birthday Card.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Is that damn Mercury in retograde again?

Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turquoise and definitely like a ton of obsidian to protect you from negative shit.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

Our Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You is made in sunny Los Angeles by open minded ladies!

Item Number:
CARD-6434 
2.00199E+11
May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You Birthday Card
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Meditate on this! Happy Birthday!

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