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Send positive vibes with our May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You Birthday Card.
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Is that damn Mercury in retograde again?
Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turquoise and definitely like a ton of obsidian to protect you from negative shit.
- Made in the USA!
- Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
- Printed with soy based inks
- Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
- Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
Our Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You is made in sunny Los Angeles by open minded ladies!
- Item Number:
- CARD-6434
- 200199164341
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