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Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You
May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You Birthday Card

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Send positive vibes with our May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You Birthday Card.

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Is that damn Mercury in retograde again?

Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turquoise and definitely like a ton of obsidian to protect you from negative shit.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

Our Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You is made in sunny Los Angeles by open minded ladies!

Item Number:
CARD-6434 
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May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You Birthday Card
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Meditate on this! Happy Birthday!

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