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Summary

Introducing our savagely fun Bitch, Be Cool Gum. Did you think we were above putting the word "bitch" next to an image of a dog just for a good laugh? Wrong.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

What up, dawg.

Introducing our savagely fun Bitch, Be Cool Gum. Did you think we were above putting the word "bitch" next to an image of a dog just for a good laugh? You were wrong.

If you didn't read the phrase on our Bitch, Be Cool Gum in Samuel L. Jackson's voice, you're doing it wrong.

Pulp Fiction fans will get an extra kick out of this mint gum, and they recall the epic scene from the movie when Jules is flipping the f*ck out while honey bunny is screaming.

Made in Canada, and assembled by Blue Q's team of individuals with and without disabilities working together. 

8 pieces of candy-coated, peppermint-flavored gum in each illustrated cardboard box. Each dainty pack of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Our Bitch, Be Cool Gum is a fun gift to whip out at happy hour.

Item Number:
GUMC-3013 
092657030134
Bitch, Be Cool Gum Blue Q
*Free Shipping $49+
A fun gift for bitches!

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