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Popular Gifts and Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum at Perpetual Kid. You may have had a hamster when you were younger so you probably know what it is to take

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Instant Reality Check, Someone Owns You For Atleast Another 18 Years

Our Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum is the mother of all baby shower gifts, and the cheekiest way to deliver an instant reality check! Time to face it buttercup, your life will never be the same again.

You may have had a hamster when you were younger so you probably know what it is to take care of something smaller than yourself. But... a hamster never stopped you from watching your favorite TV Show, or talking on the phone, or making out, or getting a full night's sleep, or having a simple conversation with friends about something other than... babies! Did you think having a baby was just about changing diapers? it's about changing EVERYTHING, friend. Good Luck.

8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Not matter the amount of crying that ensues, just remember that our Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum is yours, and nobody can take that away from you!

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Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum
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Not sure how to put this... it's the best baby shower gift in the whole world!

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