What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy dose humor and wit
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What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy dose humor and wit.
Featuring a colorful and classic repetitive design, it's reminiscent of our favorite pop artist, Andy Warhol. It's a fun dishtowel to add a a splash of color and attitude to your kitchen.
Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Our vintage salt and pepper shaker themed towel on a backdrop of pink measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Looking for a snarky gift? Our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the snarkiest.
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- TOWL-2992
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