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Our perfectly flake-y Born Alone, Die Alone, in the Middle Cereal Dish Towel encourages you to dive into your day and your breakfast! A killer gift!

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Cheerio!  Our perfectly flake-y Born Alone, Die Alone, in the Middle Cereal Dish Towel encourages you to dive into your day and a giant bowl of cereal!

At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The power of cereal should NOT be underestimated.

If you were lucky enough to grow up in the 70's or early 80's you experienced the hey day of cereal. What else would you be eating while watching Saturday Morning Cartoons? Frank(enBerri)ly, we pity the fool you didn't get a chance to enjoy Mister T cereal and Smurf Berries!

At least some of the tried and true cereals have survived the years. We're looking at you Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles!

A fun birthday gift, because growing up is like a Sugar Smacks to your face! What this the towel doesn't mention is that your body will be going snap, crackle, and pop all on its own before you know it!

Made from super-soft, super-absorbent 100% unbleached cotton. This towel features a diver leaping into a giant bowl of cereal from the high dive. This dish rag measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. Looking for a (cereal) killer gift? Our Born Alone, Die Alone, in the Middle Cereal Dish Towel his the mark.

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