It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom (to poop without fear of prosecution.) Our courageous Brave Fart Lavatory Mist will allow your bowels to run free. Have the courage to follow it to the bathroom asap.
The Untold Tale of Great the Bravefart... Approximately 700 years ago, Sir William Wallace fought for Scotland's liberation. He stood for freedom and he stood for bravery. He was also challenged by dairy, but he loved a good clothbound cheddar. Legen has it that he once ripped through a royal tapestry with his mighty wind. He could also tune his own bagpipes by ear.
We go to great lengths to protect your peace of mind and privacy, and craft this product in the time-honored tradition. We recommend two quick mists and a discreet exit.
A terrific gift to relieve the air of foulness between you and a loved one.
Scented with cedarwood and mandarin. 500 applications in every plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inches diameter. 5.3 fl. oz. Made in USA.