Blue Q Rollin' In It Coin Purse
Our durably awesome Rollin In It Coin Purse is an artists dream come true. Its like a Jackson Pollock painting fell in love with the Sex Pistols and they had a puppy! What a cute...
Blue Q Big Bucks Coin Purse
We like Big Bucks and we cannot lie!Oh, deer. Enough of the reindeer games! If you're looking for an environmentally friendly place to store your charge cards, a little bit of doe, or your...
Blue Q 401K Coin Purse
If you can fit your life savings in our 401K Coin Purse, you'll definitely need this laugh! In all seriousness, they say that by the time you retire, you should have something like 2 million in...
Blue Q Lunch Money Coin Purse
Our kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money! With the...
Blue Q Most Papalar Pope Francis Coin Purse
HOLY MOLY POPE-OLY!! Next time you notice it raining pennies from heaven quickly open your devout Pope Francis Coin Purse to gather some change for the collection basket! Think you can't change the...
Blue Q Cat Butt Gum
If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude...
Blue Q Weed Money Coin Purse
Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community. Let's be blunt. It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a...
Bag Of Unicorn Farts
Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you! It's not an illusion.....
Blue Q Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray
After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public. Never before has the world...
Blue Q I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks
Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly...
Blue Q My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks
Fur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through the tox-hiss-ity of hy-purr-kitty-cal friends. After all, mew-sery loves company and our My Cat Is Cool As Fuck...
Blue Q Lunch Money Coin Purse
Our kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money! With the...
Blue Q Hey Bitches Gum
When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together. Will it be a tears and ice cream...
Blue Q Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum
Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and...
Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner
What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends. For it is not made from ectoplasm,...
