Blue Q Could You Be A Bigger Bitch? Gum
Seriously. I really do hate you. Could you be a bigger bitch? There's no denying it... eight straight to the point pieces will proclaim just who is the bigger bitch. Guess what...
Blue Q It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum
Our thought provoking, It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum really gave us something to chew on! Meow, we've always really admired one's ability to argue a point. Those crazy cat...
Blue Q Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life
Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're...
Blue Q F*ck It Gum
What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'll get your point across quickly! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25...
Blue Q Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum
Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and...
Bag Of Unicorn Farts
Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you! It's not an illusion.....
Blue Q Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum
Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and...
Blue Q Hey Bitches Gum
When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together. Will it be a tears and ice cream...
Blue Q Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies... Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else! We've become quite concerned when you...
Blue Q Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum
The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To...
Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner
What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends. For it is not made from ectoplasm,...
Blue Q Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum
Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. This is great advice and should always be worn on...
Blue Q Cat Butt Coin Purse
Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash! This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!...
Blue Q Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray
After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public. Never before has the world...
If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share.
Peppermint flavored. Each dainty pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.
