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Cat Butt Gum and more Funny Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you!
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Cute As A Butt-on Gum
If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share.
Peppermint flavored. Each dainty pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.
- Item Number
- GUMC-0866
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