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Embrace the almightly clusterfuck with our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel. A fun housewarming or hostess gift, for your favorite f-bomb dropping domestic godde

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Embrace the almighty and apparently unavoidable clusterfuck with our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel.

Whether that clusterfuck refers to your disaster known as your kitchen, your day, your week, your love life, your lack of love life, your home, your garden, your yard, your laundry, or just the current state of well, everything.

This particular beautiful mess is an original creation by Blue Q of which they're very proud. Mostly.

This colorful kitchen towel is fun, unique, and light-hearted housewarming present our hostess gift, for your favorite f-bomb dropping domestic goddess.

Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Our beautiful disaster of a flower-themed dish towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. Colored in burgandy, gold, turquoise, lavender, pink, and blue. 1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel will tidy up your kitchen but not your foul mouth.

Item Number:
TOWL-3053 
092657030530
Clusterfuck Printed Towel
*Free Shipping $49+
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