Could You Be A Bigger Bitch? Gum and more Special Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Seriously. I really do hate you. Could you be a bigger bitch?
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Chew On This Gum Bitch
Seriously. I really do hate you. Could you be a bigger bitch?
There's no denying it... eight straight to the point pieces will proclaim just who is the bigger bitch. Guess what... you win again!
Fruit flavored. Petite pack measures a dainty 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.
- Item Number:
- GUMC-0925
- 092657010587
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