Evidence Tote and more Strange Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote!
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WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence.
There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty sure you're getting the point of how serious this pouch is.
So this is the pouch you put your unmentionables into... or if you're trying to throw someone off, fill it with candy or something! It's TOP SECRET!
In the case of extreme curiosity, the contents may be inspected in non-touch manners such as:
- Smelling
- Shaking
- Listening to
- Speaking with
Zippered case measures 7.25 inches high x 9.5 inches wide. Woven with 95% recycled post consumer material.
- Item Number:
- CASE-2498
- 092657024980
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