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F*ck It Gum and more Interesting Gifts at Perpetual Kid. What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Pardon Our Fucking French

What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'll get your point across quickly!

Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Item Number:
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