Unique Gifts and F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks at Perpetual Kid. We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly
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Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks
We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why.
Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This Shit Men's Socks are perfect for any day when you begrudgingly are forced to do something you don't want to do... like get out of bed, take a shower, or you know put up with someone's bullshit.
Even if you don't have one last fuck to give, this is a terrific send off gift to that someone you'd like kicked to the curb!
Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.
- Item Number:
- SOCK-2543
- 092657025437
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