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Fuck Me Like The Government Gum
Fuck Me Like The Government Gum

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Description

The Blue Q F*ck Me Like the Goverment Gum is a deliciously fun political gift from Perpetual Kid!

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth

Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth.

A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government. (Survey says... everyone!) Anarchy never tasted so sweet and pepperminty! If you're down with big government and up for big fun in a tiny package, you can keep this stash all to yourself!  We promise not to ask you to give 25% of it away!

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated peppermint-flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Big Brother (Not) Approved. Literally, stick it to the man with our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum.

Item Number
GUMC-2937
Fuck Me Like The Government Gum
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At least you'll have good breath when you're protesting

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