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Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas.

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Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered!

We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main course!

Forseriously, why settle for some plain dishrag? Splash your kitchen with some spicy humor to match your snarky personality. This saucy screen-printed design created with water-based inks on unbleached cotton. (This thoughtful process makes sure it will stay vibrant through countless wash cycles!)

Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Each towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Looking for a hilarious gift for your favorite cook? Our Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel will hit the spot!

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Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel
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