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Our swanky BlueQ Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious.

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious!

This sassy and stylish dishtowel features an awesome retro pad, with a seemingly happy hostess answering the door to excited visitors who appear to not be going away anytime soon. What you don't see, is what's going on in our dear hostess's head, which is a feeling of dread...

Can you identify with this? If so, don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of those magnum bottles of wine. In that case, I'm sorry, but you're in it for the long haul.

Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. Brightly colored with teal, pink, yellow, black, and white. 1% of the sales of BlueQ Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Designed by BlueQ, our Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is a fun housewarming gift.

Item Number:
TOWL-2967 
092657029671
BlueQ Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel
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