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Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life by Blue Q

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Description

Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. Get our Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life by Blue Q!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're chewing this gum!

Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Item Number
GUMC-0944
HAPPY GUM FOR YOUR CRAPPY LIFE
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