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Unique Gifts and Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks at Perpetual Kid. Listen up! If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ul

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Listen up!  If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ultra crafty Hark! To the Microbrewery At Once! Men's Socks!

Run, don't walk!  Chariot, don't rickshaw(!) to your favorite independent brew house.  But maybe get a cab home, okay?  And text us when you get there.

If you know someone that has an equally excellent taste in style and beer, find a reason to gift this to them!  They'll be so hoppy you did and they'll love you a tun more!

Men's shoe size 7-12.  54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex.

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