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HARK! TO THE MICROBREWERY AT ONCE! MEN'S SOCKS
HARK! TO THE MICROBREWERY AT ONCE! MEN'S SOCKS

Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks by Blue Q

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Unique Gifts and Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks at Perpetual Kid. Listen up! If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ul

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Listen up!  If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ultra crafty Hark! To the Microbrewery At Once! Men's Socks!

Run, don't walk!  Chariot, don't rickshaw(!) to your favorite independent brew house.  But maybe get a cab home, okay?  And text us when you get there.

If you know someone that has an equally excellent taste in style and beer, find a reason to gift this to them!  They'll be so hoppy you did and they'll love you a tun more!

Men's shoe size 7-12.  54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex.

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HARK! TO THE MICROBREWERY AT ONCE! MEN'S SOCKS
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