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Hey Bitches Gum and more Trending Gifts at Perpetual Kid. When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Gri

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Bitches + Kittens

When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together.

Will it be a tears and ice cream night or a go out and (no survivors) tear up the town evening? We don't want to sound cliche??, but forseriously, what happens on girls night, stays with girls night. Like that time we found that oh yeah, there is no girls night.

8 pieces. Cinnamon flavor. Each dainty pack of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Item Number:
GUMC-1014 
092657022832
HEY BITCHES GUM
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