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Hey Bitches Gum and more Trending Gifts at Perpetual Kid. When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Gri

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Bitches + Kittens

When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together.

Will it be a tears and ice cream night or a go out and (no survivors) tear up the town evening? We don't want to sound cliche??, but forseriously, what happens on girls night, stays with girls night. Like that time we found that oh yeah, there is no girls night.

8 pieces. Cinnamon flavor. Each dainty pack of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

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092657022832
HEY BITCHES GUM
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