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Summary

Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum and more Special Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you!

Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed with!

Whether it's the joyous feelings you experience when Aunt Ruby comes riding into town on the cotton pony.  The accompanying rage and feeling of barely restraining yourself from doing something that will find you on the 5 o'clock news.  Or maybe it's being under the flippy floppy super happy then super weepy influence of pregnancy hormones and let's not forget about the awesomeness known as hot flashes or night sweats!  Yee Haw!  Saddle up fellas, you're in for a bumpy ride!

Ladies, this is great gift to dish out to ALL of your girlfriends next time you're riding the crimson wave, because as you know, we tend to share a cycle!

Includes 8 pieces of fresh minty gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Item Number:
GUMC-2594 
92657025949
Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum
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