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If cats could talk our Humans Are My Side Bitch Cat Dish Towel would sum up their felines purrfectly.

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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If cats could talk our Humans Are My Side Bitch Cat Dish Towel would sum up their felines purrfectly.

No, it doesn't read "rub my belly, leave me alone" but the message is the same!

"Humans are my side bitch, solitude is my main bitch." But hey, that's cool, we can totally relate!

You're not going to settle for people who don't like cats, so why settle for a basic dish rag! Think about it. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass purrsonality to your favorite room in the house, while you dish out some supurr advice.

It's the perfect gift, because who doesn't need another great dish towel?

This awesome catty design is screen-printed with waterbased inks on unbleached cotton. So, it will stay vibrant through countless wash cycles!

Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Each towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Humans Are My Side Bitch Cat Dish Towel is a purrfect gift for cat lovers!

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TOWL-2908 
092657029084
Humans Are My Side Bitch Cat Dish Towel
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