Our proud and cocky I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel is totally relatable. Especially if you act like a giant cock in the morning.
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Our proud and cocky I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel is totally relatable. Especially if you act like a giant cock in the morning. You're not the only one! Just look at the size of this rooster!
This early-to-rise loud mouth is waking the neighborhood with his obnoxiously loud crowing, and they're none too happy about it! This sky blue, sunny yellow, and muted rooster red towel features towering sunflowers, dragonflies, and some squawkingly shocked birds flying overhead.
A thoughtful gift for your fellow morning-loather. Misery loves company, and a hot cup of coffee in the morning before a word is spoken!
Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Each towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. Brightly colored with retro hues of blue, red, gold, and sand. 1% of the sales of BlueQ Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Designed by BlueQ, you'll want to proudly display our I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel in your kitchen.
- Item Number:
- TOWL-2969
- 092657029695
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