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Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Fragile ego, or not, minty fresh laughter will prevail!

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Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated mint-flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Our I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum is a leading cause of laughter.

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I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum
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