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I HOPE EYE ROLLING COUNTS AS CARDIO GUM
I HOPE EYE ROLLING COUNTS AS CARDIO GUM

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I Hope Eye Rolling Counts Gum and more Great Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Our hilarious I Hope Eye-Rolling Counts as Cardio Gum, is the perfect gift for the well i

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Our hilarious I Hope Eye-Rolling Counts as Cardio Gum, is the perfect gift for the well intentioned gym dodger in your life!
 
Not everyone has time for Prancercising, Sweating to the Oldies, or taking it to the treadmill! Whether you're too busy working and after school activities with the kids, or just too busy catching up on Real World marathons... there's always a reason.
 
But, oh how we wish it were true! Imagine how many calories you could burn in your next meeting, conference call, or trip to the in-laws.
 
8 pieces of sweet fruit gum. Petite pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Don't forget your wrist bands and tennis sneakers!
 
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I HOPE EYE ROLLING COUNTS AS CARDIO GUM
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