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Silly Gifts and I Should Be A Better Person Gum at Perpetual Kid. Our straight shooting and unapologetic, I Should Be A Better Person But I'm Not, gum says it

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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You Know Who You Are!

Our straight shooting and unapologetic, I Should Be A Better Person But I'm Not, gum says it all.
 
Sure, you may be able to give great advice from all of the life lessons you learned, and self help books you've read. But apply them to yourself? Eh, not so much.
 
You know better... but that requires a little bit more effort than you're willing to exert at this moment.
 
A fitting gift when you have no other explanation for your actions.
 

Includes 8 pieces of cinnamon flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. 'Nuff said.

 
Item Number:
GUMC-2517 
092657025178
BETTER PERSON - GUM
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We know like 10 people that truly deserve this gum as a gift for being bad.

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