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Trending Gifts and I Want To Go On Eternity Leave Gum at Perpetual Kid. There are palm trees, beach umbrellas, perfectly-sweetened margaritas and no hangovers

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Candy For Times When You Need A Neverending Vacation

There are palm trees, beach umbrellas, perfectly-sweetened margaritas and no hangovers... I'm never coming back.  Please hold my calls.  Forever.

That settles it, we're sold on our I Want To Go On Eternity Leave Gum expressing our thoughts exactly!  With all of this talk of maternity and paternity leave, we can't help daydreaming ourselves onto a beach in Mexico.

The perfect gift for a co-worker or friend in desperate need of a permanent vacation, but willing to settle for a hardly laugh and fresh breath!

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.  Made in Canada, eh!

Item Number:
GUMC-2785 
092657027868
I WANT TO GO ON ETERNITY LEAVE GUM
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Hold my calls... forever

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