Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum
Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole I Thought You Knew Gum on you at all times! You never know when a deserving asshole will pop into frame.
Buy up a bunch of this gum. We have a feeling you're going to be handing it out as an unsolicited gift a lot. And it would suck to be surrounded too many assholes, and not enough gum.
Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Made in Canada, eh!