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Funny Gifts and I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum at Perpetual Kid. Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum

Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too.  That's why it's best to carry our I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole I Thought You Knew Gum on you at all times!  You never know when a deserving asshole will pop into frame.

Buy up a bunch of this gum. We have a feeling you're going to be handing it out as an unsolicited gift a lot.  And it would suck to be surrounded too many assholes, and not enough gum.

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Made in Canada, eh!

Item Number:
GUMC-2860 
092657028605
I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum
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This is the gift that keeps giving because most A-Holes don't know that they're A-Holes

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