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Instant Rhythm Gum and more Incredible Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. WARNING! This product is a temporary antidote and is not meant to replace professional dan

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Give Dad A Piece Of This Gum Next Time He's Driving And Playing Steering Wheel Drums To The Radio

Do you know someone that can't dance? Our Instant Rhythm Gum for Awkward dancers works in a snap!

Directions for Use: At the first sound of music, discreetly pop two pieces of Groove-Enhancing Gum into your mouth. Now buckle up! Hours of perfect coordination guaranteed or full money back!  

WARNING! This product is a temporary antidote and is not meant to replace professional dance training. Will NOT improve taste in music. If, after using this product, you still experience an overwhelming urge to do The Robot or spin like a helicopter, lock yourself in the nearest closet and call for help. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF PETS.

8 pieces of candy-coated, groovy-mint-flavored gum in each box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Give the gift of dance, while you bust a move and keep your dignity with our Instant Rhythm Gum!

Item Number
GUMC-2859
Instant Rhythm Gum
Free Shipping $49+
Not everyone has rhythm, so help them out with the beat and shake it

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