Weird Gifts and Instantly Control Your Family Breath Spray at Perpetual Kid. It's not that you don't love them.
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It's not that you don't love them. It's just that if they did what you wanted, maybe you'd love them a little bit more. Our Instantly Control Your Family Breath Spray is so strong it works on extended family! Instantly control your family with only the power of your mind. No costly brain implants! Make your family do and say anything you like for less than the cost of a can of beans!
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: Secretly apply single dose of Extreme Mind Control Spray to back of mouth. Open eyes wide and gaze intently at targeted family member. For absolute control, place finger near temple.
PHYSICIAN'S WARNING: Laboratory-Tested telekinetic enzymes may leave a minty aftertaste in your mouth. Do not be alarmed! Invisible thought control waves will pass through walls and penetrate clothing. If you see plates levitating, reduce dosage.
0.25 fl oz. Mentally minty mouth spray.
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