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INSTANTLY TALK WITH YOUR CAT GUM
FOR ENHANCED COMMUNICATION WITH FELINE FRIENDS

Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum by Blue Q

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Description

Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum and more Quirky Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue bet

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next!

For enhanced communication with your feline friends, apply directly to the hole located between your nose and chin.  Do not overuse product!  You only need a whisker!

You may feel urge to stalk mice and birds, chase lose threads, lick plastic bags or walk on jigsaw puzzles.  You may experience an increased fear of vacuum cleaners, be abnormally suspicious of any new object or visitor and go bat-shit crazy if anyone tries to rub your stomach.  

If you cannot decide whether to stay in or go out, reduce dosage.

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Item Number
GUMC-2696
FOR ENHANCED COMMUNICATION WITH FELINE FRIENDS
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