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Weird Gifts and Just Texting On The Toilet Real Quick Hand Sanitizer at Perpetual Kid. Calm down, everybody does it. You just gotta be smart about it.

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Calm down, everybody does it.  You just gotta be smart about it.  Do everything in the right order and don't let things touch other things.  Then apply our Just Texting On The Toilet Real Quick Hand Sanitizer.

Texting in the bathroom allows you to respond to previous texts or plan something for the weekend.  Plus, nobody really knows you're in the bathroom... unless you're texting for a new roll of TP.

Taking care of business!  Plus you're avoiding the awkward phone call with the bathroom reverb acoustics.  Are you in the bathroom right now?  NOooooooooooooo?!?!?!

Don't even try to pretend that you don't take your phone in the bathroom.  That sounds boring and very unproductive!

One 2 fl oz bottle of sanitizer that kills 99.99% of germs on contact.

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