Lazy Ass Panda Dish Towel in Kitchen Towels By Blue Q is a fun gift for your favorite takeout food artist!
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Our Lazy Ass Panda Dish Towel will look perfect hanging off the stove that you only use to store bread and chips! Because, if you strongly identify with this towel, the chances are you're simply obsessed with pandas... or the closest you've coming to cooking your own meals is slipping a hot pocket into its sleeve and hitting the :30 button on your microwave 4 times.
But who are we to judge! There's nothing wrong with being panda like! It's not that you're lazier than others, exactly... it's just that you do it with a shit-ton of panache.
This panda-chillin-and-eating-bamboo-all-day design is a created by a luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread's colors create the design on these for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. A fun gift for your favorite takeout food artist!
Made from super-soft, super-absorbent 100% unbleached cotton. Shades of Black, White, and Grey. This unique towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of BlueQ Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Our Lazy Ass Panda Dish Towel is ready to take on the takeout!
- Item Number:
- TOWL-2975
- 092657029756
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