Close those freakin' shades! I'm being blinded by the freakin' sun! And where the hell's my coffee? You call this coffee???
Our original Morning Sucks Soap is made with extra fancy, pure vegetable base Cyprus and orange peel. It's the ultimate little luxury gift for anyone who bathes, gets dirty or just wishes to smell fabulous.
Our Morning Sucks Soap weighs 5.5 ounces. Rub some of this on your crabby ass.