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Candy Coated Fruit Flavored Awesomeness That Won't Get You Drunk

You say tomato, we say wine.  With our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum you can just lay it all out on the lunch table.  Because, we don't carrot all what you think, unless you agree with us.

After all, wine is made from grapes, so technically we just prefer to feast on a really old salad, thank you berry much.

This gum won't get you drunk, but it'll get you friends!  A grape gift for your fellow wine lovers!

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

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My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum
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No one has a good time after eating salad, right?

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