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Candy Mint Flavor To Inspire Us All To Smell The Roses

South Beach Diet, Atkins, Shakeology... in all honesty we're most comfortable sticking with a strict see-food diet, donut you know?

Losing weight is an uphill battle and our My Goal Is To Lose Ten Pounds This Year, Fifteen More to Go Gum pokes fun at this in our happy Pillsbury Dough Boy bellehs. Hee hee!

A thoughtful and commiserating gift of laughter.

8 pieces of mint-flavored gum.  Petite pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

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