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OOPS, I SHARTED MYSELF HAND SANITIZER
FOR THOSE MOMENTS WHEN YOU OVER TRUSTED THAT FART

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Oops, I Sharted Myself Hand Sanitizer and more Good Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Never trust a fart. Butt if...

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Never trust a fart.  Butt if... for some reason you find one that is particularly trust-worthy and it back fires on you... well shit.  Guess it's time you grabbed our I Sharted Myself Sanitizer.
 
A perfect gift for the over-achieving farter in your life.  Because sometimes, like a SBD or an unpredicted bowel movement (or a 'fart gone wrong') can just sneak out.  Don't let this happen to you.  Or, if it does, let us help!  Travel size, those moments on the go when you may have underestimated the sheer power of your lunch.
 
Directions for Use: Exit to a well-equipped location, such as a public restroom, quiet corner or other semi private area.  Cleanse the shart-affected region and follow with sanitzer to restore and revitalize hands to their pre-shart conditions.  We recommend a post-shart diet of bananas, rice, bread and other bland foods.
 
One 2 fl oz bottle of sanitizer that kills 99.99% of germs on contact.  Now with Aloe Vera!

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SANI-2308
FOR THOSE MOMENTS WHEN YOU OVER TRUSTED THAT FART
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