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Summary

Pms & Gps Gum and more Unique Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Take next right. IN YOUR FACE! That's right sunshine.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

This Bitch Will Find You Gum

Take next right.  IN YOUR FACE!  

That's right sunshine.  You're barking up the wrong tree and at the wrong time of the month.  We guarantee that you will not want to be on the receiving end of our I have PMS & GPS, I'm a Bitch and I Will Find You Gum. 
 
(Unless, of course it's an inside joke, and in that case it's totally not threatening, and completely hilarious.)
 
Keep your friends close and your enemies in your saved addresses on your Waze app! 
 
Includes 8 pieces of fruit flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. 
Item Number:
GUMC-1990 
092657019900
PMS AND GPS GUM
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