Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer and more Unique Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.
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So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff. The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down. Down!
Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs back on your hands after you clean them? At least you're going to use our Pooping Next To Colleagues Hand Sanitizer to get all those germs off your hands!
You're just supposed to poop like it's no big deal and then go back out there and have normal conversations again?
It just ain't right. One day you'll have a place of your own to poop.
One 2 fl oz bottle of sanitizer that kills 99.99% of germs on contact.
- Item Number:
- SANI-2559
- 092657025598
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